READ OR GTFO - My Life Commandments - READ OR GTFO



1- Always Pay Back With Same Coin:

Oh you like to use me and be shit on me... Right, each time you need me I'm going to act like the worst human standing on the whole shitty world, by doing the same you did to me, maybe even WORSE!


2- Everything Will Be Heard And Remembered:

Anything I hear coming from your mouth that can be later used for your disgrace will be remembered. Beware! I'll know it! I'll remember it! Dont worry!


3- Once You Do Something Bad To Me... Get Ready For Consequences:

Yes, if you ever insult me and make me feel like shit, make sure I don't hate you, because if you try yo apologize I'll kill you and then eat you instead.


4- Forgive? Maybe!... Forget? NEVER!:

I might forigive you, I might say it's ok 1001 times, but as long as I have memory i will never forget what you've done.


5- I Like To Act Like Nothing Is Happening:

It's ok, yeah sure, cool go ahead... Let's check commandments number 2 and number 4, oh ok i get it!


6- I Will Always Be There When People I Need Needs Me:

Yes I will be there if i do feel anything such as friendship or love what ever it is, and I really hope you will be there when I need you. Take in mind, if what I feel for you isn't either Friendship or Love, you're screwd!


7- I Mean 80% Of The Stuff I Say:

Even if I'm smiling, even if I'm drunk... If you don't take me seriously most of the time, you're gonna get into trouble!


8- Numbness:

I might not express my feelings right away, in fact sometimes I might need someone to remember me how to do that.


9- I'm Not Picky With Friends:

Everyone's my friend, untill they do something that pisses me off a lot... After that you'll just be, someone.


10- Oh Yeah I'm So Easy:

I give you loads of loads of chances to be my friend, in fact it's more probable that I like you rather than hating you. Yes I can help you, yes I've got some money with me, ok you can have that... By the way, can you do something for me? No?... Ok you won it.


11- If I Say Im Going To Tear You're Face Into Pieces And Then Feed My Dog With Them:

Apply commandment number 7, I mean it, You're going to be by boxing sack for a while and then you're sure going to be a very good dinner for my dog. My Pleasure!


12- God Does Not Exist:

If you want to debate that with me, make sure you are ready to get your ass kicked because I wont surrender and I've already done this like 1001 times, I know what I'm saying and I know what I'm doing.


13- I Hate Stupid Thiking And Stupid Comments:

Haven't you heard those senseless comments that people makes that actually when you hear them they make you mad? I Hate STUPID Comments And IRRATIONAL Thiking... Get's me on my nerves and if i say STOP IT ALREADY NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, DO OR DIE!


14- Once You've Accepted Me As A Friend And I Have Accepted You As One Too, It's For Real:

I'm going to be there anytime and for anything, and I'll know when you need help and when you don't, if i get into you're life, it's because you brought me in on the first place, I don't like being in places where I wasn't asked to come.

15- And shalt the struggle consume you at all...:

In order to read me, you must fear and know me... Those who don't hear me won't comprehend me, read between the lines in order to know what I'm talking 'bout... There's a lot falling from the sky tonight... And don't you dare hurt my ego!



You wanted to know me more? You wanted to know how I live my life? Well, as you see my commandments forged by time and by compressing my feelings ain't lovely, my life isn't either. Im sure you do not have the most minimal idea of how I feel. Yeah you will now say "ahahaha, Dan is so fucking Emo" (Say that to my face and then you'll be regretting it, sure you dont even know what "EMO" means at all), but when you really feel pissed and mad or need a shoulder where to rely, dont count on me, dont make the same error I've made loads of times.

Yeah, I wonder what would happen if I move out of the country and get another life, a different view from my mind, different opinion, how could things change about me and about what people thinks bout' me. My life would surely be different, maybe even better. But I aint leaving yet, and starting again with same people I share with for 8 years or more will be so difficult, improbable, IMPOSIBLE... That fake idea of faith and love that you call "god" wont even belive it.

I'M FUCKING NUMB, AND IF THERE'S SOMETHING I FEEL... THAT'S FOR HER, AND FOR NO1 ELSE!